How the grinch stole christmas

[wawhitey]

This squeaky stuffed sheep (aka "baa baa", as jake knows sheep) was a christmas present for my brothers dog. It was supposed to be anyway. But the spoiled little couch potato stole it. Just HAD to have it for himself.
My parents neighbor has 40 or 50 sheep that keep coming over, and jakes job is to run them off. But hes gotten old and fat and slow. I think he was just excited to finally have a sheep he could catch and chew the ass off of.
So now what to get the brothers dog...
Jake, you spoiled little jerk.

[Swede]

Your shopping chore may be harder than mine. Can you think of anything your brother's dog would enjoy that Jake would have no use for? Maybe you can get two chew toys and please both dogs. It might work unless Jake is greedy.

[wawhitey]

I got a squeaky raccoon for that anatolian sheperd pup this summer. The brothers dog would like that im sure. Ill pick one up and drop it off at my parents to be shipped down there, but ill be sure jake doesnt see it. He is greedy for sure

[7mmfan]

Our old lab had an affinity for stuffies as well. When we had out first son, she would sneak into the nursery and collect stuffies from his crib. She never chewed them up, just take them back down to her bed.

[Tigger]

Buy the brother's dog some fancy frilly dog jacket! Jake is too manly to want that!

[wawhitey]

Buy the brother's dog some fancy frilly dog jacket! Jake is too manly to want that!

Oh no, manly he is not. Biggest sissy of a dog ive ever known. But hey, we cant all be badassess. Hes no kane corso, but thats okay. Infact when i found him he was with another, clearly dominant pup. But i took a liking to this one because of his mild temperment. Got asomebody else to take the tough guy of the pair.

[Lefty]

Dogs always know if its a possible dog toy in Christmas wrap,,, alwasy